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30

Aug

jamtards:

in her bedroom the mighty bedroom the fangirl blogs tonight

jamus-13:

The Irish for whiskey is “uisce beatha” which literally means “water of life” and I think that sums up Ireland pretty well.

29

Aug

laundromatic:

Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?

snlofficial:

kourtney looks like she was waiting all day for kim to ask a stupid question

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs)

666grl:

I hate rich people bc one time a rich boy came to my house for a few minutes, and when he left he called me and threatened to call the cops because i had a bag of meth in my kitchen. it was sea salt.

28

Aug

artemisfowlstolemysoul:

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

(Source: whitegirlgrant)

canucksbromances:

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

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