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Jul

*kisses the tip of your dick* You’re beautiful

(Source: toyota)

majesticboner:

-onyourknees:

thanks puberty/braces. you did me a solid.

the color of her jacket is now the color of her hair

majesticboner:

-onyourknees:

thanks puberty/braces. you did me a solid.

the color of her jacket is now the color of her hair

sehunno:

I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like

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"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME" 

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(Source: got7a)

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

(Source: nygaards)

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

(Source: byrde)

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”